I used to watch pornography every day. I have been told I am a sex addict. I’m just a self-published blogger without book deal. I’m not a real writer. I am a husband but my wife makes more money than I do. I am not a man. I am not an athlete. I drop the ball and look like a gazelle when I run. Because of this I have been called a girl, a fag, and a homo so I must be gay. I once told a joke...